About me you ask?
Ah! What a change from the past!
Cuz this world has barely any class.
I like raindrops and morning dew.
Why? I have no clue.
Many dragons I have slew,
with my bare hands, may I add too.
I adore the color green.
Though it might just be a phase of teens-
Just as skinny jeans
and the urge to be lean.
I hate dresses.
They're just messes.
Maybe if the were red-ish,
but that going off guesses.
Chocolate, I can't stand
"Why?!" You demand.
It's hard to understand.
Puppies I adore,
I can't resist their allure.
I have three, but want more.
But, alas! I'm too poor.
Lettuce is good.
Eat it as a snack, I would,
Just sneak it under my hood.
So inconstant this is.
But that's what makes me Liz.
By the way:
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This really sucks,
So it's going into the loo.
Yeah, I'm not a good poet.
And yeah, I love AVPM and AVPS
When do I update?
Please don't hate,
but I don't have certain dates.
I wait until my ideas are great.
This is my lame way of saying I don't know when I update. I can't force myself to write, but I tend to update most commonly on weekends about every two weeks.
Please send banners or covers or any burning questions about my story to my Wattpad email: notpresent7@gmail.com.
Don't you just hate it when you have to add random numbers to an email you want and then it just ruins the whole thing?
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