Balthazar

Gone ..... exploring the Empty 
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Hello. I'm Balthazar.
also known as I.P. Freely
Just a few things about me ;)
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I saved the Titanic :)
Why? 
Cause I hated the movie
What movie?
Exactly ;)
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I ship Destiel (Mwuahhahaha)
"You're confusing me with the other angel. You know, the one in the dirty trench coat who's in love with you 😉😉"
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You know... I don't like Raphael
"Tell Raphael to bite me"
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Winchesters be like:
Wait.... So You saved a cruiseliner because.....
Me :
Because that GOD AWFUL Celine Dion song made me want to smite myself
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"Unfortunately, there's still an Ashton Kutcher"
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When the boys won't stop contacting me 
What I say:
"I'm sorry, boys, do i look like a manservant to you? No? No? Then quit ringing for me, please"
What I mean to say:
WHAT PART OF I DON'T CARE DO YOU HUMANS NOT UNDERSTAND??? 
IDGAF you hairless apes!!!
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Dean:
I said "hey"
Me:
You did. Twice. Good for you.
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NO LONGER JOINT ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!