ofheists

( who wants a one - liner  ? ) 

ofheists

(  one-liners or starters, anyone ? ) 

prudentias

/  late but one liner please  !!
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DlABOLICO

what do they call ya ?

ofheists

@DlABOLICO 
            
            oh, of course. 
            
            of course, of course, I understand what you mean. I mean, if I was in your shoes, friend, I would feel the same. 
            Wouldn’t want people coming up onto my business and possibly trying to take it. 
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DlABOLICO

@ofheists 
            
            yer' takin' from me , and when ya take from me ,
            i'm obviously not gonna be a happy fella , huh ?
            i got my own business i take care of , my own way
            of takin' money from the places i wanna retract it 
            from but when a total stranger walks in , and wants
            a slice of the pie without some permission , then
            that's when i start ta get a lil' angry , ya know ?
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ofheists

@DlABOLICO  
            
            * hearing this made the man’s jaw drop a little, but within a second, he smiled, a sly smile. *  
            
            ah, well, my apologies, Tino.  
            I’ll, uh, make sure that my team and I don’t try anything in the cities you run. 
            Not a big fan of heists, I take it ? 
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GGONEFORGOOD

The teen rose their hands into the air as Sly and his followers stormed into the bank, backing away from them slightly. Saying that they were scared would be a lie- this kind of thing made them smile and made their eyes sparkled. Fear was a feeling that they relished in.

GGONEFORGOOD

@ofheists
            
            ( it's fine ! )
            
            "Oh, casually kidnapped because I'm useful, letting myself be lead to my impending doom? No, this is a first," they murmured softly, hands rested on their stomach, going silent for a second before their body began to twitch lightly. It started with their feet, running up to their head, and the consuming their entire body until they began to convulse roughly.
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ofheists

@the_maddest  
            
            ( sorry about such a late response ! ) 
            
            Kenny had zipped the bag up just after, taking a glance back over to his men for a moment, and M as well. His gaze shifted back over to the window, and then the driver. “Aye, Woods. — Make a turn here.” They were getting close to their location. Sly shifted in his seat a little, sitting up as he did so. He cleared his throat a moment after. “So M.. Ever had an experience like this ?”
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recoverment

i dated a guy like you before   .   he was quite boring   .

ofheists

@COLDSMIRKS  ' 
            
            * the man let a smirk grow upon his face, and he brought his shoulders up in a shrug. *  
            
            Well, my apologies.  —   Didn’t get your name ? 
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recoverment

@ofheists  ;
            
            well that doesn't 
            sound very fun at
            all   .   you let my
            hopes down   ,   dear
            darling    .    *   he
            crossed his arms
            and playfully pouted
            up at the other   *
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ofheists

@COLDSMIRKS  ' 
            
            Ah, well, I’m a businessman — that’s one. 
            
            Really, that’s all there is to it. 
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disownisms

robbing banks creates bad karma , you know .

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@arboretums  ' 
            
            * There was a smile on the man’s lips, and he gave a shrug. *  
            
            I’d rather not. 
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disownisms

      ( @ofheists )
            
            * the corners of her lips twitch upwards as she attempted to suppress a smile *
            tell that to all the bank heists you've lead .
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ofheists

@arboretums  ' 
            
            * There came a soft laugh from the man. *  
            
            Ah, well, I’m sorry to hear that. I’m not too bad of a guy, Ms. Cooper. 
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devoutsoldier

Huh? Heist?.. Isn't that stealing?
          
          I guess I'm a master escape artist and hella sneaky- wait why?

devoutsoldier

Some people are,  but that's good
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ofheists

@peachisim  ' 
            
            I’m not that greedy or power-driven. * he said with a smirk. * 
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knifeydipshit

dang , we should team up some time -

ofheists

@killingforsport  ' 
            
            You can call me 'Sly.'  It’s a pleasure to meet you, Ashe. 
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knifeydipshit

ashe . and you ?
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ofheists

@killingforsport  ' 
            
            Just curious.  Got a name ? 
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