no hetero™

goddammit that’s it i’m writing a Rick x Reader fanfic where the reader is actually an fully mature adult and not 18 because wtf are fanfic writers on 

Hey. Decided to check in, and I wanted you guys to know that I will probably delete my Sal x Larry Stories, or at the very least, private them. The ship makes me uncomfortable, since they are step-siblings and people continue to read my stories knowing that. When I wrote them, (or at least the original stories? I’m not exactly sure) the episode where it was revealed that Sal and Larry were now brothers hadn’t come out quite yet, so no one knew. As soon as the episode came out, I stopped shipping them. It’s just weird and borderline incestuous.  

Hey guys! Stopping by my old account again to check in. Some things to please keep in mind when viewing my account:
          
          STOP SAVING MY STORIES TO YAOI READING LISTS WHEN YOU ARE A GIRL. 
          
          first of all: NONE OF MY STORIES ARE YAOI + yaoi is about gay men and their relationships and it’s disgusting to get off to it when you are not mlm. That’s literally fetishiziation and is the SAME THING as guys saying lesbians/lesbian sex is “hot” 
          
          This isn’t singling out one person: it’s a lot of people who read and view my stories to fetishize gay men. It’s disgusting and I’m close to deleting them. NONE OF MY STORIES EVEN INCLUDE SMUT AS I WAS 12 and 13 WHEN I WROTE THEM!!! So I don’t understand why people treat them like smut/yaoi. 
          
          Thanks. 
          
          PS: sorry if this is messy and disorganized. I’m annoyed. 

I am cringing at all of my spelling errors and grammar mistakes.
          Dear lord save me.

I know I said I wouldnt do this but I just logged back onto this account and y'all are funny as fuck in my comments i-

Wow this is weird
          Uh hey folks.
          I am here to annouce that I want to write again but not on this shit account so i have a new account! (Yes I will probably write fanfic again)
          It's @left_shoe
          Also!!!! I am gonna amswer some questions i have gotten while i have been gone
          
          "Are you going to keep your stories on here?"
          
          Yes. I plan to, possibly forever, possibly until i am older and decide to get rid of them. But as of now, i plan to keep them here despite my disliking of most of them. A lot of people enjoy them, so I am keeping them for you all.
          
          "Why did you leave?"
          
          Many reasons.  I was going through a lot at the time-still am-but i am in a better headset as of now.  I was also tired of my stories and this app.  I had been called names and things that i know i am not. It wasn't healthy for me, and this account reminded me of that.
          
          "Are you still into Sally Face?" 
          
          Yes! I plan on cosplaying Sal soon :)
          
          "May I ask for writing advice?"
          
          Yes!  I am not the best at giving advice, but if you ask I will be happy to give!  Message me on instagram @wickedmochii or on my new account @left_shoe.  I will not respond if you message me on here (i'm never on this account so i wont see.)
          
          And that's it! Love you all, and thank you for all of this support.
          
          

IMPORTANT!!!! PLEASE READ!!! I have deleted wattpad from my phone and will no longer be updating any stories or be on wattpad. I love you all! Just know that i am fine and if you still want to keep in touch with me at all i have an Instagram for my art! It is @wickedmochii. Thank you once again for all the support and love that has been given to me on this platform. It means so much to know people enjoyed my content, and continue to enjoy it to this day. I can't believe that i garnered this much of a following and a fan base....it literally just brings me to tears. I even met a fan irl! (She was an acquaintance of mine and i told her i wrote a sally face story and she realized who i was lmao.) It is crazy to think people actually LIKED the content i put out. I thank you all for all of the kind words-and even for the criticism-it has changed me for the better.

Hey there! I found your profile while scrolling through people my friend is following and found you. As soon as I saw 'No hetero', I knew I had to come say hi.
          - The Broken UWU Machine

Officially shutting my phone off for a bit. See y'all again at some point. <3

Yo! Hey, I got a question. I really like your Sally Face story rewrite ( https://www.wattpad.com/600733544-larry-face-rewrite-%E3%80%90night-terrors-01%E3%80%91 ) and I was wondering if I could read it and post it on YouTube. I'll credit you, I just need your permission since you're the original author. If you allow me to read it for videos, I will:
          -being doing all voices myself (most probably)
          -link the chapter I'm reading in the description
          -doing a bit of improvisation/editing (only if I have more to add or small effects like laughter/if there are spelling mistakes)
          -will probably post the parts in my own story and on your comment wall when they come out
          -might have guest people help me with some of the extra voices (if I do it mostly solo)
          -the sound quality of the voice acting might be bad, but I'll try
          
          
          If you took time to read this, thanks. I really appreciate it. I would really enjoy doing this, as I like this story so far and I really like to test my voice limits on your story. Thanks again
                    -Larry/Kyle-the-Muffin