ohmylifewhyamihere

most of my old posts r cringe lol but i keep them for sentimental value so j ignore them lol

ohmylifewhyamihere

My science teacher said that when your cold it uses more energy and burns cholesterol or something and makes you skinnier but just makes you tired 
          Two stories:
          1) in English someone goes “I’m cold, can I turn the heater on?” And someone just tells “NO! MR —- SAID YOU GET SKINNIER WHEN YOURE COLD”. And so we froze
          2) I’m sitting here freezing and thinking about what he said 
          I’m like: no I shall freeze and become skinny quick
          But also: HAND THE HOODIES AND SWEATPANTS TO ME

ohmylifewhyamihere

⚠️endgame spoiler⚠️(although you’ve probably seen it by now)
          
          
          
          So I was talking to this dude I know and kinda like. We were talking about endgame and this is our convo:
          
          Dude: you’ve seen endgame right?
          Me: it was so sadddddd
          Dude: it’s not that bad. They all got through. Except Nat
          Me: but what about tooonnnyyyyy
          Dude: I kinda wanted him to die. He’s annoying
          
          
          And now I don’t want to talk to dude anymore because FRIGGIN HOW HEARTLESS CAN YOU BE. LIKE IM BOYCOTTING YOU. REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PRESENCE