If I every write anything that includes someone "blushing furiously tomato red," please verbally harass me until I fix it. 


This rule also applies to all the following:
"His eyes darkened" 
*stuttering* of any kind
The phrase "I'm not like most girls" *as she wears converse with a prom dress*
Anything that involves a "bad boy" that is a total douche yet the girl protagonist can't help but drool over him.