*dramatic star wars music*

I enjoy wittiness, rhyming, and a good pun.
The more there are, the more the fun.


Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chillest land,
And on the strangest sea;
Yet, never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.

---Emily Dickinson



Fav Books That Not Enough People Read:
»» The Leviathan series: Scott Westerfeld (in my top ten by far)
»» The Five Ancestors Series: Jeff Stone
» The Dragonriders of Pern: Anne McCarthy (especially the Dragon Song trilogy)
» Miss Marple collection: Agatha Christie

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I have just calculated that the fanfic I'm writing is going to be over 250,000 words. Why do I do this to myself.
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