The Real Cardi B

"Peter Pan never fails."

                 -Peter Pan's trophy boyfriend, Felix



YO I'm pansexual (he pronouns please)and I'm a major Panlix shipper



Also Phan, Joshler, Destiel, Johnlock, and the Ineffable Husbands.



If I could pick anyone in the world to marry it would be Jensen Ackles, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Satan (the spn one, calm your tits), or Billie Eilish.



If I had to pick someone to fuck me up and good it'd be Micheal "light and fluffy" (please be my daddy) Sheen



Le children:



Parker Croft (my best friend and I have proof if you read my books don't be rude to me fuckers)

Phil Lester

Tyler Joseph

Josh Dun

Chris Colfer

Thomas Brodie-Sangster 

Dan Howell

Freddie Highmore

Troye Sivan

Robbie Kay(gay👌)

Lil Tommy Holland





Dads:



Thomas Sanders

James Marsters

Timothy Olyphant

Benedict Cumberbatch

Jon Cryer

Stanley Tucci 

Meesha-Misha Collins

Mark Pellagrino

Mark Sheppard

Neil Patrick Harris 

Tyler Oakley

John Mulaney

David Tennant



Mums:



Jennifer Lawrence

Ellen Degeneres

Portia Degeneres 

Sandra Bullock 

Drew Barrymore

Melanie Martinez

Annamarie Teddler Mulaney

Petunia Mulaney

Jenna Joseph





That's me of sorts

Read my books and shit



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