paytons04

If you ever hear something wack from a fan of the podcast The Magnus Archives and think to yourself “is the Magnus Archives fandom okay?”
          	
          	The answer is no. We are not.
          	
          	We are sad and gay.
          	
          	I once saw a post that said “I like that we decided all the monsters are spouse material except the vampires.” Someone commented underneath nothing except “the monster pig,” and I don’t know if they were implying that the pig is spouse material or not. This is not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in this fandom.

strawberrychicken03

In today’s episode of Helluva Boss we learned that Millie is a top

strawberrychicken03

@paytons04 She totally pegs Moxxie. There’s no doubt about that
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paytons04

@Ari_XOXO13 “learned”? We already knew that. Look at her. 
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paytons04

If you ever hear something wack from a fan of the podcast The Magnus Archives and think to yourself “is the Magnus Archives fandom okay?”
          
          The answer is no. We are not.
          
          We are sad and gay.
          
          I once saw a post that said “I like that we decided all the monsters are spouse material except the vampires.” Someone commented underneath nothing except “the monster pig,” and I don’t know if they were implying that the pig is spouse material or not. This is not the weirdest thing I’ve seen in this fandom.

paytons04

New game, judge me by what characters I relate to: 
          
          Logan Sanders (Sanders Sides) 
          Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) 
          Connor Murphy (Dear Evan Hansen) 
          Michael Mell (Be More Chill) 
          Jeremy Here (Be More Chill) [yes I am ashamed I don't need to be murdered]
          Jon Sims (The Magnus Archives) 
          Martin Blackwood (The Magnus Archives
          Kevin (Welcome to Nightvale) 
          Carlos (Welcome to Nightvale) 
          Amity Blight (The Owl House) 
          Catra Applesauce Meowmeow (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) 
          Paul Matthews (Starkid's Hatchetfield series) 
          Spongebob SquarePants but exclusively played by Ethan Slater (Spongebob SquarePants The Musical) 
          Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine Nine) 
          Ty Borden (Heartland, specifically the tv series and not the books because I haven't read them) 
          Magnus Chase (Rick Riordan's Magnus Chase series) 
          Sadie Kane (Rick Riordan's Kane Chronicles) 
          Ron Weasley (Harry Potter by She Who Shall Not Be Named) [Frick her but the characters are bomb]
          Kate (We Are the Tigers) 
          Farrah (We Are The Tigers) 

paytons04

@Ari_XOXO13 never was, never will be!
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strawberrychicken03

@paytons04 I don’t know all these characters but what I do know that you seem like you need help. Are you okay?
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paytons04

Just pointing out that in The Nightmare Before Christmas, the snake creatures in Halloween Town bear uncanny resemblance to the sand worm in Beetlejuice. 
          
          Nightmare Before Christmas was created by Tim Burton, who directed Beetlejuice.
          
          Ain’t that something?

strawberrychicken03

@paytons04 I did not realize that
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strawberrychicken03

Imma be like Veronica in your modern Heathers book and cry in my shower

paytons04

@Ari_XOXO13 I’m always here for you, okay? You’re one of the strongest people I could think of, you got this.
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strawberrychicken03

@paytons04 well I’m failing Physics, my geometry teacher hates me, my cross country coach has no clue how to be a coach so I rely on my trainer who works with kids from a completely different school so I’m the only kid there that’s from a different school, my shins splints have returned and over all I’m just really tired
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paytons04

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW SANDERS SIDES!
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          I’ve had Nico for one episode but I would die for him. Literally the most precious character. 
          
          Also Virgil and the eyeshadow thing??? Yes?? But theory:
          We see him actually taking time to PUT ON eyeshadow, but when the others were in his room it naturally appeared. So what if he puts on normal eyeshadow to cover up the natural one, which changes color with his emotions? But now he’s more accepted and confident and doesn’t hide it anymore? Because that makes me feel better than the idea that he just was never happy enough to have purple eyeshadow before haha... so yeah that’s pretty much my only thoughts on it.
          
          
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