Am peacock the no life king and it's very nice to meet you all Gender male Yes...excellent! I haven't had this much fun in ages! ...What did you say your name was?"

"Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems 3...2...1. Approval of situation A recognized; commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."

"Now, Luke Valentine. It's time to educate you on how a real vampire does battle!"

"Come on, get up! Attack me! You've only suffered the loss of your legs! Summon up your familiars! Transform your body! Heal your severed legs and stand! The evening is still so young. Come on, hurry, hurry, hurry! Pull yourself together - the fun has just begun! Come on! HURRY!"
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