Terrible news: you've been lied to! After conducting an in-depth investigation, I have to conclude that Cookie Monster, the blue, furry, googly-eyed children's show character is not really a monster. He's just not scary or dangerous enough.
So I decided to do something about it. I have upgraded Cookie Monster to full monster status - he's now terrifying, dangerous, and even more fixated on cookies! If you're curious and brave enough to see what Cookie Monster 2.0 is like, please check out my new story: Blue Monster Brand Cookies:
https://www.anewkindofmonster.com/post/blue-monster-brand-cookies