Annoying Shit

I'm terrible at this shit so, I'll give it a shot, and while I think it's great, it'll actually be a giant flop like everything in my life
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Hi, my name's
 [Aoife] 

I flop at many things in life so I run away from all my responsibilities and watch two British nerds on YouTube called Dan and Phil and that somehow led me here

You wanna know stuff bout me? 

Well okay!

•Awkward af
•HAMILTON!!!
•Dan and Phil (no shit Sherlock)
•Guitar
•Demisexual
•Atheist
•she/her

Hobbies include:
Procrastinating
Songwriting 
Reading
Procrastinating 
Sleeping
Listening to music 
Writing
Being Lazy
Doing nothing with my life
Watching YouTube
Oh and procrastinating

Dan who?Phil who?
Sorry but the only youtubers I watch are Dan and Phil

Just so you know, I'm a trash can, throw your hating trash at me, I can take it 😁

I went to Tatinof before, nearly got a paper plate, sadly my arms are too short, I couldn't reach it but I took confetti shh don't tell 

Do I have a shrine for Dan and Phil? 
Ha no *leans against bedroom door which opens to reveal a shelf with Tabinof, Dapgo, Tatinof tickets and a notebook on a shelf decorated with fake flowers and candles* 

You didn't see that...

Where do I think I'll be when I'm older?
*imagines in 10 years a homeless me sitting outside McDonald's with an iPhone I spent all my money on eating chips a kid dropped, connected to McDonalds wifi watching Dan and Phil*
I'll be a lawyer with a happy family and a big house with a loving husband 

Will you write stuff?
I have started writing a phanfic called imaginary Friends :) check it out  ;) #selfpromo #stopusinghastags # imnotcool

Who's my favourite person in the world? 
You❤️

That's the end of the tour, don't forget to click that follow button on the way out (no you don't have to, only follow if you want to)

Hope you enjoyed the ride, safe trips home, and remember 
Keep smiling cos I love you 🖤