My mom turned my sister from a horse into a chicken. To turn my sister back into a horse, my other sister had to go to the tallest mountain and climb the stairs of the tallest tower, and take the elevator all the way down to the dungeon. In the dungeon, they needed to dig a tunnel to the oldest tree, where they would have to find the largest root, and take the core from it. after that, they needed to find Tinkerbell and rip the wing off mercilessly while she screamed. Once they had those two pieces, they needed to mix them together in a cast iron pot under Venus on the night of a full moon. They then had ingredient one.
Ingredient 2: They had to find a lake within a mountain with a meadow beside it, where the unicorns live. They needed to find a hair off of the back hoof of a pink baby unicorn while it was invisible. Then they needed to request from it's blue mother a shaving of her horn. (if they just took the shaving, it would turn evil. it must be freely given.) These two ingredients needed to be mixed together with pure moon water while the smurfs on the smurf planet sung the smurf song.
To get ingredient 3, my two sisters had to time travel to 1981 to Queen's tour in Japan and collect the topmost hair on Brian May's head while he sung "Hoop Diddy Diddy Hoop Diddy Do" after they had become best friends with Freddie Mercury who had to feed that singular hair to a fire breathing dragon based in South Africa. They then had to bring the poop of said dragon, and all the other ingredients to krypton, where they would meet Kal-El (Superman) to have him mix them together. They then met up with Spock on his home planet to have him breath in the ingredients, and spit them out onto my sister to hopefully turn her back into a horse.
