piercethe_shaelynn

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Almost fucking 1 AM, I'm up reading Kellic and eating grapes. Tf is life?

wastelandss

If you're like me, you get chronic orgasms,
          Everywhere you go, there ain't a damn thing that doesn't get ya off.,
          It used to happen all the time, until my doctor helped me reclaim my vagina with 'Cumdown'!
          Now I can finally ride buses with children! 
          
          I'm very sorry child.

piercethe_shaelynn

What. The. Hell Jax??? Lmao what does this even mean??
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piercethe_shaelynn

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I just went thru Betty Crocker's instagram and commented 'daddy' a shit ton of times and messages the page with 'daddydaddydaddy (etc.)'

piercethe_shaelynn

BETTY BLOCKED ME. OML
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