janai

Am I supposed to write something interesting here?

*whispers yes*

Yes?

Okay, Lego 
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Let's start with some life lessons l've learned
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If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe.

I don't run. And if you ever see me running you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me. 

If I my mom stops her car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!
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Moving on to questions....
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I talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
But I don't even know what I'd do with one.
Like what, do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner?
How often does it eat???

If I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take before you named yourself?

What you you ask for, if you knew the answer was yes?
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Now for some facts about me,
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I'm in so many fandoms, I've lost track of how many I'm in.

My music taste is so hard to describe. It's literally everything except for the songs I don't like. 

The most exciting part of my day is, when I finally go to bed at night and start creating imaginary scenarios in my head. 

I'm the type of person who replies 5 seconds later or 5 days later. 

If I reply with "oh" I either don't give a fuck or I feel like I've been punched in the throat. 

If I had a dollar for every time I'd wanted to die, I'd want to live. 

That was so deep even Adele couldn't roll in it.

*whispers  something*

Yes. Yes, I did get all of those off the internet. 
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Other things
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Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting. 

*winks and smirks at the same time because I know how to multitask*

IF YOUR EVER SAD, TRY SAYING "BUBBLES" IN THE ANGRIEST VOICE YOU CAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!
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