Mrs. Kaneki Ken

My name is Hannah Stanley. You may be wandering why that is important. It's not. I'm absolute garbage.
Here are a few inadequate things about me:
I have four cats; Winry, Totoro, Nate, and Panther. Winry thinks she's all that, and she is. We worship her and do whatever she asks. She is our queen. Totoro is fat and loves sleeping and eating. I understand Toto on a deep and philosophical level. Nate likes making kittens with random stray cats and eating all of the cat food while Panther isn't looking. Nate, you slut. Panther likes getting into fights and kissing people. I think he's diseased, but we love him nonetheless.
My music consists of stuff you could: 1) summon the dead to; 2) create a children's cartoon to; 3) grind to; 4) all of the above at the same time. I consider this a good trait.
Don't expect quick updates on my works. Sorry not sorry.
BTW, 90% of the stories I have on here were written in middle school, if that explains anything about the writing quality, subjects, terrible characters, etc. I apologize for my past self.
I hate anime but I watch it anyway. I hate my life but I live it anyway. *groans for 232890 hours*
Kaneki Ken is adorable and sexy and also a centipede so yeah that's that. 
Ebola 2k14. Never forget.
Peanut Butter or Jelly? To be or not to be? Black or white? Dead or alive? Wendy's or McDonalds? Chicken or Egg? Coup d'état or revolution?
Life's mysteries can all be solved if you ask yourselves these questions.
I despise Duck Dynasty like whose idea was that trash????
Some Hollywood Hillbilly smh.
I am not 16 I am 2342187589237583 years old bow when you see me mortal.
Dear scene middle schoolers reading this: Yes. It is a stage. Leave as quickly as possible. I'm serious. You'll thank me.
I'm sexy yet only I know it tbh.
I love the Heroes of Olympus. You know, Hazel Levesque, Percy Jackson, Jason Grace, Piper McLean, Annabeth Chase, Frank Zhang, and, uh - *looks at smudged writing on hand* - Leg Vagina.
Team Leg Vagina.