ponypowersofdeath

Meet  ELSA THE GOAT
And she's the love of my life.
Even before she reached her stardom as she auditions for Elsa's role, we were in a happy relationship. We would spend our casual dates in the park doing an afternoon picnic. We would take turns feeding one another. Occasionally, she would force grass down my throat - which I obliged out of my excessive love for her. But that excessive love didn't protect me from having diarrhea.
But everything changed when she reached the height of her fame when she received a solo in Taylor Swift's song: Trouble. That's when our relationship started crumbling. She got caught up with fame so she started to neglect me. Our break up was inevitable.

"Meeeh," She said.

"No please," I desperately cried as I grasped my hair.  "Why are you doing this? We could work this out."

"Meeh."

"Just give us a chance. We can make it through this - just please. Think about if first. I love you."

"Meeeh."

"NO, DON'T LEAVE ME!"

And that's my last conversation with her.

And I still love her.

I am just a man
Standing in front of a goat
Asking for her to love him.

If you want to watch the love of my life's solo, you can search for it on YouTube with these keywords: Trouble Goat Remix


Now, here are some facts about me

- I am an ambivert (but my tendency is more towards the introvert side)

- I am a masochist when I read fiction

- I fall in love with books with tortured heroes

- I admire  fictional heroines

- Someday I will marry statue made of dark chocolate

- Brewed coffee is life

- The Guacamole song changed my life

- I am a geek who stays fit 

- Somewhat a sports enthusiast 

- I believe that even the strongest men flee at the sight of flying cockroaches 

- Redeeming love is the second best book I ever read *teary eyes

- You want me to read your book? Just ask - well, if I have the time

- favorite verse: Psalms 73:26 
 My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever.