probablynotbread

I BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING NOTIFICATIONS
          	IT SAYS I HAVE 0 NOTIFICATIONS WHEN IN REALITY I HAVE 1.2k NOTIFICATIONS
          	WHAT DO I DO

probablynotbread

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oKAY IM AT HIPPODOME THEATRE AND ITS INTERMISSION FOR HAMILTON AND IM GONNA SCREAM
          THE CHOREOGRAPHY IS ON POINT
          HERCULES WAS THE FLOWER GIRL AT HAMMY MANS WEDDING
          WASHINGTON WAS SO FUCKING TALL
          HAMILTON DID THE ORANGE JUSTICE IN HELPLESS
          IM IN THE 4TH ROW AND I CAN SEE ALMOST EVERYTHING 
          THEY DID THE LAURENS INTERLUDE AND I WASNT EMOTIONALY READY BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME THEY WOULDNT BE DOING IT AND THEY DID IT
          THERE WERE 3 WOMEN TRANSLATING IT INTO ASL 
          KING GEORGE WAS SO EXTRA I LOVE HIM
          LAFF AND HERCULES ARE THE FUCKIN BEST
          IM SO PUMPED FOR WHATD I MISS
          WOOOOO IM GONNA FLEX ON EVERONE HOLY FUCK

Michy_Mooshroom

YOU LUCKY LITTLE PRICK MEANWHILE I’M HERE IN AUSTRALIA WAITING 2 YEARS FOR IT TO COME HERE AND I’M PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA GET A TICKET AND I’M JUST CRYING OVER BOOTLEGS
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probablynotbread

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oh god my dad is trying to connect with me and it's so awkward and sad
          like 
          we're fucking complete opposites
          he's 50 
          im 11 (wow look at me i should be innocent)
          he suggested we go golfing or fishing or shooting targets
          like hunny no
          i feel kinda bad
          someone fucking help

Michy_Mooshroom

Dude same my dad is trying to “bond” with me but we don’t spend much time together and whenever he comes over I feel like I can’t do anything I like, like singing or dancing weirdly or reading gay fanfiction
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probablynotbread

so bmc is closing
          i know i should be sad but my initial reaction was like "oh that sucks"
          if you are feeling down because of this pm me and ill give you the link to a original cast bootleg (like will connolly jeremy)
          y'all welcome

NotWhoYouThinkEither

@probablynotdead 
            pleeeeeeease?? I'm too poor to see it in real life lol
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probablynotbread

3,304 slices of garlic bread would cost $999.46

Michy_Mooshroom

24 Hamilton shirts are $999
            I know what i want
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releasiings

@probablynotdead the apple pro stand is $999
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