nice face, you look great, wow that's a neat personality you've got there, your eyes are amazing, i love your laugh, let's be best friends, sorry if i'm an asshole, also i love you.

sometimes i feel like dying, other times i feel like eating.

17 years old (time to aDuLt)
Pansexual (aaayyyyy lmao)
Single (stable relationship who?)
Professional Bitch (u a hoe)

don't be an asshole, unless you are literally, physically, an asshole. i don't judge.
  • hopefully, mcdonald’s
  • JoinedJanuary 15, 2014


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