I was your average gay wizard when I fell in love with my school bully, and then discovered I was living in a dystopian society designed to crush my hopes and dreams. After coming out as a vampire, my parents forced me into an arranged marriage - to a werewolf!
Now I'm married to the Mafia boss, while secretly fighting against the corrupt government at night. It's going to take our magical mermaid daughter to finally defeat the Dark Lord though.
How do I know? An ancient prophecy has revealed that she is ... The Chosen One! And uh, she's also a kickass princess. So yeah.
- Small blue marble in a corner of deep space
- JoinedMarch 27, 2023