rangleythecat

Back at it again guys! Just updated my old stories and I plan on posting new ones soon! But first, I must finish the ones I currently have going! The updates on my stories should be regular until they’re completed so please, keep an ear out for the new chapters!

rangleythecat

@gnomesgoatsandquails Thank you, mere mortal, for being interested in the affairs of weather in Morder. No one has ever shown any interest in me at this level before. 
          
          The weather is dark and dingy, as per usual. The walls around Mount Doom and the rest of Mordor keep the heavy winds at bay but the shadow cloud and strong thunders stay overhead. Even with the constant thunder, the most wrenching thing here are the orcs. Always complaining, always consulting me for small matters, always killing each other, always so loud. But they are my servants and I want to achieve world domination and cover all of Middle-Earth in eternal darkness so I shall do what is necessary to achieve it. 
          
          Your Future Ruler of Middle-Earth,
          The Dark Lord Sauron

gnomesgoatsandquails

@labarladyan Ha! You amuse me with your talk of myseld being a "mere mortal." I, the nobel potato general of Asgard, am also loyal to Mordor. Yet fear not, Dark Lord Sauron, for I shall soon pledge my loyalty to you, being a one-woman Elven operation. I believe I shall be a valuable asset for your purposes. Thank you for taking the time to consider me.
            
            Your future Elven asset,
            Potato General Major (of Asgard before my relm move) Jeff Beth Moore
            
            (P.S.: I apologize for crossing my relms.)
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