Wade Wilson

Hi, my name is Wade Winston Wilson...

You may know me as the sexiest man alive, Quicksilver- OKAY IF YOU CHANGE THIS SCRIPT ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA CUT OFF YOUR LEGS AND FUCK YOU WITH THEM!!! Anyway I'm Wade, aka Deadpool, I like only 3 things on in this whole world.
1.Guns
2.Boobs
3.Chimichungas
4. Spanish Sitcoms.

Wait that's 4.... That doesn't matter, NOW LETS SEE MY PLAYER STATS!!!

Physical Stuffs:

Species: Human
Gender: Male
Height: 6'1 
Hair Color: Brown or blonde, idk.
Eye Color: Blue

NOW LETS SEE THE FAM

Family Tree...and stuffs: 

Nathaniel Wilson (grandfather) love the stories.
Fran Wilson (grandmother) love the granny...

?????(father) Who gives a fuck?

Mickey Wilson (uncle/legal Dad)
Hailey Wilson (mother)
Grant Wilson (half-brother)
Joseph Wilson (half-brother)

Elliot Wilson (3/4 brother)
Wanda Wilson (idk other world)
Gretchen Wilson (1st wife)

NOW LETS SEE MY AFFILIATIONS STUFFS.

Canadian Special Forces

Weapon X
Nightstalkers
Marauders
Brotherhood(of evil mutants)
X-Men (not trannys)
Deadpool Corps
S.H.I.E.L.D(not Captain America)
Task Force X
Avengers (they never avenged Phil) 

Oh shit I forgot, i'm from Canada Eh?
Oh and I was born November 22, 
1973....wow you lose track of how old you are when you're immortal.


My favorite people ever aare...
Spiderman (besties 💗)
Thor (I picked up his hammer 🔨)
Gwenpool (she's cool)
Zombie headpool (real nice head)
Pandapool (R.I.P 🐼)
Wolverine (chest hair man crush)
Cable (he lives far but keeps in touch 🚀)
Tony Stark (I stole his jet✈️)
Wanda Wilson (we kissed...it was weird.😗) 
Eleanor (my beloved wonderful daughter I LOVE YOU HER SOOO MUCH)
Preston Camacho (took care of my daughter for years so I love her)
Death(she all over me)
Shiklah (currently got some affair thing)
Thanos (I stroked his chin)
........that's about all...BYE!