I am the most uninteresting person to ever walk this Earth. So here's an attempt at an interview.

Person named Elisa: What inspired you to write?
R: Well, I have always liked the idea of being able to create a world of  my own. I have always enjoyed thinking about how I can communicate without speaking. And, the idea of being able to change someone's view of something through selective words has always been enticing to me.

E: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
R: I see myself 10 years older.
E: This is a serious interview, we would like to receive just as serious answers.
R: Fine. I don't know where I see myself in 10 years. I have always chosen to live in the now. I hate to stress over the future early. I'll cross those bridges when I get there.

E: Do you have any other passions besides working with literacy?
R: I love singing. I tried forming a band but it has been pushed back because of lack of band members. I loved dancing but that was destroyed by a person very dear to my heart. No one knows this till now, but I like acting. I don't qualify as an actress because I cannot cry on command. Everyone knows you aren't a real actor until you have mastered the act of making yourself tear up.

E: So you like music more than writing? Do you have a favorite artist?
R: I really love a bit of every music genre but my go to band is Fall Out Boy. They are real gods.
E: Favorite album?
R: Fans are vicious and will kill me for this but it isn't TTTYG. Actually, it's Folie A Deux or AB/AP. I am in love with your husband.

Well that's all the time we have today! Elisa Yao signing out!

*muffled yells* 'I'm sorry! I just am. Have you seen that fedora? Of course you have- you're his wife. That hurts to say out loud. I'm sorry! No! Not One Direction! Noooo! You cruel woman!' *One Direction songs play followed by loud pleas of 'Turn It Off!'*

One dead body found and one body missing. Please help find Ms.Redlovingchick. Her picture should be found above.