Rob Yzat:
-loves rats and doesn't understand why they have a bad rep :/
-has eaten his body weight in coconut
-is as fast as a three-toed sloth
-lunges professionally
-dreams of his books being studied in high school English classes
-doesn't know how to finish lists...

When he is not creating un(bear)ably unlikeable, unbelievably unrelatable, and unimaginably unreasonable protagonists who make you think "Why, Rob, WHY?!", you can find him rigorously reading, rambunctiously reviewing, and raucously ranting about a range of r...books.
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  • JoinedJanuary 28, 2019


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rob_yzat rob_yzat Sep 25, 2022 10:44AM
Hey guys,Wow those 3 weeks felt way longer for some reason... Anyway, enough of that. I'm just dropping in from my very short and of reasonable length holiday. I am here to (very proudly) announce t...
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Cream of Tartar by rob_yzat
Cream of Tartar
Absurdity: ON "What the hell is this clownery?" - New York Times "Isn't a protagonist meant to...
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Test by rob_yzat
Test
This "story" is a test. It's up to you whether you pass or fail it...
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