jess

hey guys

one fact
i never update
so fan me if you never want to get annoying emails

:D 

i should update more
maybe i'd be more popular that way
i don't know

i think it has something to do with the fact my stories suck 
don't read them they're bad and unfinished

i keep saying i'm going to start writing again

but i don't

too school for cool here, ladies and gentlemen
lady or gentleman probably, wattpad isn't really a communal pastime

i have lost all use of grammar
but never fear i use it in my unfinished bad creations 
if you're someone who likes that sort of thing

i don't even know

bless you all for getting this far
have a cookie
(if you didn't read this far you will not read this and therefore i can be as annoyed as i like but i shall merely say shame on you uncommitted person) 

and i love you 

bye xxx

ps: be prepared for posh 
because i'm posh
and british
the worst sort of posh
wish i was an aristo so i had an excuse