Me about indie horror games nowadays:
"i'm not saying it's hyper-dimensional bigfoot, wendigos, native american witches, ancient aliens, leprechauns, spirits living inside boulders, dogmen, red-headed giants, elves, sprites, or other unexplained phenomena, but it's hyper-dimensional bigfoot, wendigos, native american witches, ancient aliens, leprechauns, spirits living inside boulders, dogmen, red-headed giants, elves, sprites, or other unexplained phenomena"