Kookieandtae

Hello. Oh what's that? You wanna follow me? Oh, go right ahead! Oh you want me to introduce myself first? Of course, your wish is my command.

My name is not important but you can all me sapphire cause I'm as shiny as a jewel! Nah just kidding. I thought it was cool but then I realised it isn't.
My dad disowned me, my mom is trying to sell me to the devil and my brother is trying to poison me with cockroach killers. Yes, I know I'm lucky to have them.

I was diagnosed with a very serious disease called OCA. I know, sad. Oh, you havent heard of it? Well, OCA stands for Online Class Anxiety. Yes, I'm in stage 4 right now.

I'm fluent in speaking English, sarcasm and profanity. 
P.S. looking for people who speak fluent sarcasm.

If you're looking to read a book, then I'm happy to tell you to NOT read my book. It is a MESS and requires a lot of work. To all those ppl who read that bullshit, dont worry I'm not unpublishing it, I'm working on it.

Now let's end this with my favourite sayings-
"When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a hockey stick. Results may vary."
"You can't always control who enters your life. But you can always choose which window to throw them out of."