Uh... Hello? *turns around to yell at John* John! I don't think the mic is even working!!! *pause* Wait... What? I'm not recording? Oh... Well that's embarrassing.
*Clears throat* Well, I guess I'd better introduce myself, huh? I'm Jordan (not really) and, as you've already seen, I'm quite insane. My mother told me I wasn't crazy, but I never believed her. I mean, do I LOOK like an idiot to you? *crickets chirping* Gee... Thanks for the vote of confidence, guys.
Anyway, I guess I should inform you of my obsessions before I go on another rant.
Le obsessions:
*Percy Jackson and the Olympians
*Heroes of Olympus
*The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
*The Wheel of Time
*Ender's Game
*The Kane Chronicles
*Lord of the Rings
*The Hobbit
*Maximum Ride
*Sleepy Hollow (TV shows start here)
*The Neighbors
*The Middle
*Psych
*Modern Family
*Dragon Ball Z (and all the others)
*Elementary
*Person of Interest
*Avatar: The Last Airbender
*The Legend of Korra
*The Legend of Zelda (Pretty much anything related to it) (Video games start here)
*Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (and a lot of other Mario stuffs)
*Dead Frontier
*World of Warcraft
*Minecraft
*Command & Conquer 3
*Rise of the Guardians (movies begin here)
*LoTR
*The Hobbit
*The Matrix
*Final Destination (even though I only caught the tail end...)
*Pirates of the Caribbean
*Writing (Other stuff begins here)
*Reading
*Drawing (sometimes)
*Making a fool of myself in front of my friends (Yes, that means you, Nick)

 To sum all of that up, I'm a geek.
Really, besides that, I can't say too much. I guess you'll just have to find out as you go. I may drop a few hints, but don't count on it.

  0% Normal
█ 10% Sane
██ 20% Pirate
███ 30% Little Sister
████ 40% Best Friend
█████ 50% Author
██████ 60% Geek
███████ 70% Aes Sedai
████████ 80% Hitchhiker
█████████ 90% Demigod
██████████ 100% Myself


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(¸.•´ (¸.•` ¤.Dᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ Dʀᴇᴀᴍ


One more thing... PJ ships.
~Percico
~JasonxBrick (what's that called?)
~Frazel

Tata!
~Jordan