oops! hi

hi, i'm sorry, i didn't see you there. totally awkward random.

➪ 𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚑𝚎𝚛
➪ 𝚋𝚒
➪ 𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚕𝚊𝚠
➪ 𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚛𝚊
➪ 18

-knock knock.
-who's there?
-a cow goes.
-a cow goes who?
-no, a cow goes moo.

it's your fooking job you fooking losah

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𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼 𝘾𝙃𝙐𝙍𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙁 𝘽𝙐𝙍𝙉𝙏 𝙍𝙊𝙈𝘼𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎
𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙄'𝙈 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙁𝘼𝙍 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝙋𝙍𝘼𝙔
𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝘼 𝙎𝙊𝙇𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙂
𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙑𝙀

toplinson supremacy
     *🄻🄾🄰🄳🄴🄳 🄶🅄🄽

ᴜᴍ- ɪ'ᴠᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀꜱᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ... ᴜᴍ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢ. ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀɴ- ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ... ᴜʜ... ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛ ᴅɪꜱʀᴇᴄᴘᴇᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇʟᴇᴀɴᴏʀ, ᴜᴍ... ɪᴛ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴄᴏᴍᴇꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ᴀ ʙɪᴛ ᴅɪꜱʀᴇᴄᴘᴇᴛꜰᴜʟ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ... ʟᴏᴏᴋ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇɴᴜɪɴᴇʟʏ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴏɢʟᴇ. ᴄᴏɴꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴄɪᴇꜱ. ᴏɴ ɪᴘʜᴏɴᴇꜱ. ʀɪɢʜᴛ. ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴘɪʀᴀᴄʏ. ꜱᴏ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ ɴᴏ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱʟʏ 

𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙎𝙐𝙉𝙎𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙀𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎
𝙈𝙔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿'𝙎 𝘼𝙏 𝙍𝙄𝙎𝙆 𝙄 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝘿

okay wot

tpwk, but in tommo way

barney stinson once said:
LEGEN... wait for it... DARY
LEGENDARY
go whore or go home

the moon knows that we're in love

"𝑰 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒎."
"𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒌?"

found it?
found it.

sebastian stan. man. you're looking good.

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