servampsleepyash

~call me John or Jude.

~i'm agender. zey/zem, they/them, or he/him pronouns *ONLY*.

~i'm 20 years old.

~i'm a panromantic asexual.

~i'm happily dating someone. i'm not polyamorous, so don't ask me to date you too.

~no means no.

~i love cats, dogs, wolves, snakes, chinchillas, sharks.

~i mostly write shippy fanfics.

~dirkjohn is my otp, followed closely by johndave. i also ship gamjohn, soljohn, and kurjohn.

~other ships are: dirkjake <3; gam <> kat; sol <3< kri; cro <3 kri; ruf <3< kri; jade <> terezi, davejohnkat, jakehal <3

~NOTPS: striderscest, derscest, prospitcest, davekat (any quadrant), davepta x jade (any quadrant), davejade (any quadrant), jakejane (any quadrant), dirk x any girl (<3/<3<), dirkuu (any quadrant) 

~major interests are: homestuck, servamp, pokemon, digimon, vampire plagues, cirque du freak, and basically anything that has to do with vampires.

~i can go months between updates, so I apologize in advance!

~i welcome random people to talk to me or give me compliments. i'm pretty friendly, so feel free to hmu.

~i do rp from time to time. characters I rp include and are limited to:
◾john egbert (includes kidswaps)
◾dirk strider
◾jake english
◾trickster! john
◾bec harley
◾kankri vantas
◾sollux captor
◾️ marshall lee
◾️ sleepy ash

~if you have advice, suggestions for a story, wanna rp, or have a question, feel free to message me.

~don't talk me if you support trump tho! don't even think about it!

DO NOT STALK ME MALICIOUSLY. IF I HAVE YOU BLOCKED, DO NOT VISIT MY PAGE OR ASK OTHERS TO FOLLOW ME TO GIVE YOU UPDATES ON ME. IF YOU DO, YOU ARE A SICK FUCK WHO NEEDS TO RETHINK THEIR ENTIRE LIFE.