ˏ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʳʳᶦᵒʳ ◠

MACAQUE APPEARANCE ‼️‼️‼️

❝   oh-ho   ,   no   .ᐟ   can   't   you  hold  the  magic  staff  anymore   .ᐣ.ᐟ   ❞
          
          ━━   THE  SIX—EARED  MACAQUE   ..  
          
                       ❝   well   ,   y   'know  what  that  means   . .   there  really  isn   't   anything  special  about  you   .ᐟ   ❞
          
          lego  monkie  kid  anon   ╱   acc   ,,
             by  jinx   ᰔ
          
                ❝   you   're   just  some  kid  with  a  heavy  stick   ,   heh   .ᐟ   ❞

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Makoto: This is a mistake 
          Etsuko, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! 
          Makoto: But not today 
          Etsuko, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

Makoto: I was thinking I'd do some magic-
          Etsuko: You? Magic? Makoto, it says talent show.

Makoto: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
          Etsuko, not looking up from their book: Spear.
          Makoto: BLOCKED.

Makoto, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
          Etsuko, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

Makoto: Must be hard not being able to laugh
          Etsuko: I do have a sense of humor you know
          Makoto: I’ve never heard you laugh before
          Etsuko: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Makoto: I actually have a black belt.
          Etsuko: In what, karate?
          Makoto: No, from Gucci.

Makoto: Here's some advice
          Etsuko: I didn't ask for any
          Makoto: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me