Hi! I write Hey Arnold! fanfiction.

I also write Hey Arnold! crossover fanfiction.

If you're a Shortaki stan that likes romantic slow burn fanfics, look elsewhere. I don't do that.

(Although you may enjoy Wolfgang and Nadine if you like shipping fics).

I wrote Sailor Helga!

I also think my TJM fanfic is better than what we got as canon. Feel free to flame away. :)

#1 in #heyarnold tag ("Wolfgang and Nadine" - June 2022)

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  • JoinedFebruary 22, 2015



Stories by shameonpretzel
Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie - SHAMEONPRETZEL'S VERSION [COMPLETED] by shameonpretzel
Hey Arnold! The Jungle Movie - SHA...
*THIS IS A CANON-DIVERGENT RETELLING OF 2017'S HEY ARNOLD! THE JUNGLE MOVIE* I wrote this story from 2005-201...
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Sailor Helga 🌙 | A Hey Arnold! / Sailormoon Crossover Fanfic by shameonpretzel
Sailor Helga 🌙 | A Hey Arnold...
*#1 IN #HELGAXARNOLD TAG FOR APRIL 2021* Helga, Phoebe, and Rhonda meet with Luna the cat, who gives them pow...
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Helga and Lila: Locked in a Closet - a Hey Arnold! Fanfic [COMPLETED] ✔︎ by shameonpretzel
Helga and Lila: Locked in a Closet...
aka Flax & Fire: Lila v Helga. It's Lila's birthday! Everyone seems excited for the party celebrating her sp...
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