sheepishlyme

Chickens…Are so so stupid. 
          	
          	Not all of them lay their eggs in the coop, they have spots around the yard that they lay, and we have two that lay green eyes. We’re only getting one green egg a day. 
          	
          	And today, we go to the shed and we see something peeking out from under the corner of it.
          	
          	Not one, not two, not three…
          	
          	SIXTEEN EGGS. ONE BROWN EGG, AND FIFTEEN GREEN EGGS.
          	
          	THAT SOLVES THE MISSING EGG PROBLEM. 

1AnnwithoutanE

Hi, I wasn’t sure what book to send you a message in 

sheepishlyme

Did it come through?
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sheepishlyme

@1AnnwithoutanE I sent a friend request 
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sheepishlyme

cheesecake0517 is my username and there’s a picture of a puppy as my profile picture 
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sheepishlyme

Chickens…Are so so stupid. 
          
          Not all of them lay their eggs in the coop, they have spots around the yard that they lay, and we have two that lay green eyes. We’re only getting one green egg a day. 
          
          And today, we go to the shed and we see something peeking out from under the corner of it.
          
          Not one, not two, not three…
          
          SIXTEEN EGGS. ONE BROWN EGG, AND FIFTEEN GREEN EGGS.
          
          THAT SOLVES THE MISSING EGG PROBLEM. 

sheepishlyme

Does anyone know how to convince parents into saying yes to another dog? (We have four, one of them is the worst, short and fattest one you will ever find and bites and I’m positive she’s eating eggs out of our chicken coop) 

sheepishlyme

You know what’s stress relieving?
          
          Driving around a gravel road at 8:30 at night with your older sister, blaring break up songs and acting like you’ve actually been in a relationship and got your heart broke.
          
          You will vibe.

1AnnwithoutanE

Hi

sheepishlyme

I now has no idea what to say,
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1AnnwithoutanE

I'm ok, a bit bored tho
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sheepishlyme

Pretty good, you?
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