˗ˏˋ༻ʚ☕️📜🖋ɞ༺ˎˊ˗

❝ potato pants. ❞

❝ is he french? ❞

❝ he's irrelevant to french fries. ❞
-elissa

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✧*̥₊˚‧☆ミ ❝ i am detective potato pants. if something doesn't go my way, I'LL THROW A TANTRUM AND MAKE IT GO MY WAY.❞

* ˚ ✦˳⸙;; || infp || potato lover <33 || (unofficial) detective || elissa dahlia = assistant :D || the most charming, beautiful, handsome, and breathtaking man you'll ever meet.
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* ˚ ✦⇢˚⋆ ✎ ˎˊ- bio :P
- romeo & juliet lover
- modern version of sherlock holmes
- I HAVE A FANCLUBB!!!
- cityopolis citizen
- #1 beauty of this mythical planet.
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* ˚ ✦*.✧ ˖꒰ people i know:
- elissa: you're cool! even though you attack me 24/7--
- sam: go get yo girl ( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)
-mariam: BEST APPRENTICE EVER!!!
- isabella: i still feel bad for her :(
- elissa's mom: hope you didn't ditch elissa on purpose....
- elissa's (trans) mom: hang in there :)
- damian: you look like a nickelodeon character.
- charlie: you also look like a nickelodeon character.
- sally: errr, not the worst person i know
- deatra: not even close to an actual angel, yet her last name is "angel"
-conner: BHAHAHAHAH JAMES SIMP BHAHAHAHAH
- james: no.
-j3cr: you dare reveal anything about me and i will get elissa to karate chop you because she has a black belt in karate and i'm just gonna be a coward... heh.
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↳˳⸙;; ❝* ˚ ✦ goodbye!

-signing off,
DPP
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  • JoinedAugust 24, 2022

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