Simon & Baz

*Eleanor* Two teenage girls obsessed with gay wizards. 

*Rea*  gay vampire wizards

*Eleanor* okay but he is still technically a gay wizard so he comes under that umbrella. 

*Rea* *rolls eyes* 

*Eleanor* any ways we wanna write smut about snowbaz so here we be. 

*Rea* I'm not writing smut with you Eleanor...

*Eleanor* So you'll read smut but won't write it? 

*Rea* my poor fragile mind cannot write such things

*Eleanor* Bulls**t

*Rea* can we agree on fluff?

*Eleanor* okay we write fluffy snowbaz 



*Side note from Eleanor*  
Rea made so many spelling mistakes (including her own name) it nearly made me spit Starbucks in her face.