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AHHHHHHHH THE LEAKED SHADOW AND BONE TRAILER FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
(NEE NAW NEE NAW BIG SPOILER AHEAD IG)
pls there is no way Kaz Brekker would accept a job for only one million Kruge LMAOOO istg he took thirty million for the heist sooo.
Also FÜCK Archie Renaux for actually making me enjoy Mr I am become a blade. I might start RELUCTANTLY shipping Malina
BUT PLSSSSSSSS THE DARKLING IN HIS KEFTA AND THE RING CLOSEUP AGAIN, MS NINA ZENIK AND HER FJERDAN, KAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS CROW BABIES AND ZOYA HOLY FÜCK THE WHOLE THING IS JUST BI MF PANIC
my copy of Rule of Wolves should get here today and istg if they kill Nikolai or Zoya (because I feel like Leigh Bardugos going to use the sacrificing to save a kingdom trope or whatever or to try and kill the Darkling and Nikolai’s monster but in the process it kills Nikolai or some bs) and I am NOT prepared.
I will need 5-6 business days to recover lmao