booty got me

!! i think state farm is insurance or something but like three years ago there was this really catchy and funny commercial about like, at three in the morning this husband was on the phone with this guy named "jake" who worked at state work and they were talking and of course when the husband's wife walked in, the husband was like, "yeah, yeah, that'd be great," and she SNATCHED the phone right out his hand  and spoke into the phone and was like, "who is this?" and jake was like, "jake," and then the wife was like, "what are you wearing, jake?!", and then jake was like, "uh, khakis.." and then the wife said to her husband, "ugh, she sounds hideous," and then the husband was like, "well, she's a he, so," and tried reaching for the phone and that was the end of the commercial ((^:

@radicalizedmess I'd get it but I don't know what that is 

although i don't think anybody uses that joke anymore

@-sighpizza i will :')

@serify hello qt