a dumbass

Mannn ur comments are something else -ᄒᴥᄒ-

hey, do you remember when you ask me? "you have chosen to follow me so I must ask...
          Are you
          
          1. New to Wattpad
          2. Liked a comment I made and chose to follow me
          3. Wanting to be adopted
          4. Want someone to talk to
          5.other reasons
          Or
          6. Was dared to do it"
                                                                                                                                                                                                    
          
          what if I pick 1-4

Why do you have 101 followers?

Hello! I’m here following you now for the same reason as @EmmaSmoke! So ya

Welp, I'm here cause I like your comments. Is that a worthy excuse to comment on your profile? 
          Nah. I just like announcing when people have great comments. 

I shall never stop making these puns, even if they SNOWBALL out of control.

I need everyone to wish me luck
          
          I have a Meeting at the bank later and if it goes well, I will be out of Debt
          
          I’m so excited I can barley put my Ski mask on 

*Pours a bucket of water on you*