bad bitch w daddy issues & actual problems

omg i forgot about this app fr..
          real books are better ngl.
          which brings me to the topic of how i developed interesting feelings towards stalkers and men with questionable career choices. 
          BUT WHATEVER WE LIVING IN DELULU LAND HERE
          had to hop on here to say that

A NOT SO GENTLE REMINDER THAT WATTPAD EXISTS

i just made my own toes curl ifykyk
          
          
          i need no man.

why did no one tell me the Witcher was SO FUCKING GOOD? y'all suck fr i missed out on so much daddy cavill but it's ok i just binge watched  2 seasons in 2 days 
          THAT SHI IS SO GOOD
          STREAM THE WITCHER Y'ALL

I'M CURRENTLY CRYING TO LANA DEL REY'S SAD GIRL  
          "YOU HAVEN'T SEEEEEEEN MY MAN"
          I IMAGINE HENRY CAVILL TO THIS WHILE CRYING  
          I'm down baaaaaad.
          I'M A SAD, I'M MAD GIRL I'M A MAAD GIRL
          WATCH WHAT U SAY TO ME
          CAREFUL WHO U TALKING TO
          
          
          LANA DEL REY IS THE QUEEN OF MY HEART AND MIND 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEW UPDATE?
          I CAN'T CURSE ANYMORE
          I CAN'T SAY CLIT?
          WHAT'S THE POINT OF THE COMMENT SECTION THEN?
          WATTPAD U SCREWED UP SHAWTY 
          STOP THIS FUGLY UPDATE

I'm quite LITERALLY crying/smiling in my bed while watching a henry cavill edit to sad girl by Lana Del Rey. 
          fuck me henry pls.
          PLEASE I'M NOT A MINOR ANYMORE

I'm down BAD for henry cavill.
          like fuck me please.
          
          
          
          I have issues.

you guys.. i had a dream about kissing my high school math teacher. 
          For reference..I'm a freshman in college ?
          He was 42 i think but lowkey hot. He also had an accent. (not British)
          Anyways he's married and has 3 kids☺
          well to be fair he did touch my waist while taking pics on graduation day. 
          Or maybe I'm just living in delusion 
          I kid you not I'm not making this up but one time a girl in class asked who would make the best teacher from our class and he said me, ME!!! I'd make a good teacher because of my personality and hard work he also said I'd be understanding w kids☺ 
           and when I tell you you I folded on the spot. that's  embarrassing to say the least but I was flattered 
          can you tell i have daddy issues?
          Yea me too.
          HE WAS A DILF but also a little mean he'd always help me tho
          if he's available (I'm like kims said) DTF
          anyways that's it.
          Bye.
          
          I'M 18 BTW
          wish me a happy birthday, i turned 18 yesterday 

Y'all I be crying over Billie Eilish fr No time to die got me in my FEELS go listen rn 
          My girl made a masterpiece fr what a talented queen