𝐂.

@ViaVolterra okok putting my faith in the gods of you

@solitence 
            Start off with small talk then causally bring it up 
            Athletes love to talk about their sport and he might find it funny that you remember
            But funny in a good way

@solitence 
            standing ovation

YAAAY LETS GO IM SO PROUD OF YOU

@softbows fr though

Realest thing ever I want a pair in every color 

@solitence so real for this (anything flared is superior) 

@solitence 
            Wow…WOWWWW
            did you just boldly ask that my husband plays your love interest
            
            No subtlety no nothing
            Wowwwww
            
            *writes whore on the mirror in lipstick*

@ViaVolterra goddamn, they can’t double-book? bc stick some brown contacts in tom and it’s pretty close icl

@solitence 
            Who are we getting to play you in the movie
            And who’s playing the guy
            
            U can’t just spring this on me I already have something with Margot Robbie and Tom Blyth coming up
            
            But I guess I can squeeze you in

@dollsluts if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it (aka I cba to log in on browser) 

@ViaVolterra women and fictional men > regular men anyday 

@ViaVolterra sarcasm noted & accepted bc I fully deserved that 

@solitence 
            fantasies are way more fun

@dollsluts *booting up my pc rn* 

@solitence stoppp bc i would love that 

@dollsluts don’t even bc the urge to re-do every damn trailer is unreal 

@charIesIecIercs i think about it everyday

exactly