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My biggest brag is that my best friend likes to sleep on my lap and cuddle with me, and her boyfriend always glares at me/stares me down over it. Dude, I came first, I get cuddle privileges
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I was out with my friends, his 15 year old brother, and brother's 16 year old boyfriend. Out of the four of us, who got the kids menu? That's right, THE OLDEST OF ALL OF US. He's awesome for that
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You seem cool...
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When your little sister is mad that you won't let her wake up your insomniac best friend who's sleeping over and has gotten more sleep today and last night than in the last week:
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People getting mad over Turning Red is so funny. oh no! a realistic movie about what it is like to be a middle schooler! These people need to get a grip...
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If a family can be a married couple(who I sure as heck hope aren't related) then why can't a family be me, my gf, my bsf amd her boyfriend, and all our friends? The only answer I've got is "because you're not related" I want a real answer.
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My girlfriend is better than yours, I don't take criticism
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If Lolita was set in modern times maybe people would stop romanticising it as much. A 7th grader getting sa'd by her step dad. She's a trouble maker and he bribes her with candy and comics. But people romanticize the past and now Lolita is a "romance" novel
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@thatdambluecookie Idek, people think of it as a "forbidden" romance, even though all it is a pedophile and a middle schooler
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@some_random_enby ew wtf I'll be honest I haven't read lolita yet cause I can't find it but I know the plot and stuff and all I saw was a man falling in love with a child and marrying her mother just to be able to rape said child? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS ROMANCE
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My aunt: Your friends seem so well behaved!
*FLASHBACK TO LUNCH ON FRIDAY*
S is almost killed by K for eating K's candy. B and I are eating S and H's food. K and P are making dirty jokes while M watches advertisment complications on Yt. H, N, and A are discussing how to start a cult.
*BACK TO CONVERSATION*
Me: Yes, so... well behaved...
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@ezraisREALLYfruity That's not to bad, well some of them are, but that is a topic for another time
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U forgot about me litterally having a library full of marvel ✨stories✨ @some_random_enby
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Do you use Canva for your cover designs?
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@shadowedpheonix Well, my art book and the Mazzy and Hunter stories are my art. And the LOV story is some art I found somewhere and the Percabeth one is from a canvas account I forget the password to