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(The following dioulge is from the two characters on my pfp)
Susie: "Goddammit, Pico! Where in the f^cking hell are we?!"
Pico: "I don't f^cking know! Why am I a tiger all of a sudden?"
[They glace around, noticing the chaotic, somewhat hellish atmosphere]
Pico: "Seems no different from Philly."
Susie: "Ain't no Dark World, but does remind me the first time we were there."
Pico: "Yeah, but are we gonna come across another castle or something?"
[After some aimless moseying, they stumble upon the oh-so ambitious Hazbin Hotel]
Pico: "Eh, could be worse. Me and my friends had stayed in a run-down apartment for some time, so this tacky hotel will do just find, I guess."
Susie: "You'd probably sleep in a dumpster."
Pico: "And you'd probably eat literal shit, given your titanium stomach."
Susie: "Jackass... Well, are we gonna fuckin' knock or what?"
Pico: "Fine." [He roughly knocks on the door, clearly not knowing his own physical strength] "But I swear, if they're a fucking sleaz-"