❛What's a raccoon? ❜
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S̶P̶A̶C̶E̶ ̶A̶V̶E̶N̶G̶E̶R̶S̶
Well sh!t. What else did you expect from a
butthurt lima bean-
space prostitute-
glorified earth orphan-
and the giving tree?
We're the fricking Guardians of the
Galaxy!
「I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇʏ·ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴡᴇ·ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ!
@_I_Am_Groot_1
Wʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ?
@notstarprince
Eᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ·s ɢᴏᴛ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ! Bᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ɴᴏ ᴇxᴄᴜsᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ɢᴇᴛ ᴋɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ!
@secretly_drax
Yᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴏʏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@-gxmora-」
"ᵀʰᵃᵗ ᵈᵘᵈᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ⁻ ᴵ ᶰᵉᵉᵈ ʰᶤˢ ᵖʳᵒˢᵗʰᵉᵗᶤᶜ ˡᵉᵍ"
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Earth thrift shops are lit ._.
[FC: Rigby the Raccoon]
[Written by I'm Mary Poppins y'all ]
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- JoinedAugust 22, 2015
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