You're gonna be ground into rainbows. Everyone will be so happy. You'll be gone, but that's OK though. Hey, cheer up, it's not that crappy. If you assume it's your life goal to convert into a rainbow, you will not be disappointed once I stuff you into this hole. This is where we take your taxes, where we make the weather wanted. We're not chemists, so don't ask us how this method got so vaunted. This job does not need a degree. That is how they got stuck with me. I'm here for the healthcare, you see, so I can afford therapy!
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Stories by Spogo
I'm Really Bored
Can't sleep. Real bored. So, to do something with my boredom, I am going to torture my nonexistent readers! H...
Baking Unicorns (song I made up)
So, I have a friend who started saying he's a bacon unicorn. I told my dad and he thought I said BAKING unico...
Do You Wanna Hide the Bodies?
A parody of the song, "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?".
My friends and I came up with this during my...