*Don't read this bio if you're not weird af*

Oh you rebellious goose

-one direction
-the 1975
-rising 5sos fan
-literally every boyband out there what am i even doing
-zayn enthusiast
-tvd (x1000000)
-teen wolf
-ahs but not asylum bc that season was fucking disgusting on so many levels
-hunger games
-yer a wizard, harreh
-open to tv show suggestions cuz i got no lyf nd um a losah
-more food
-987665443119 different personalities
-In the process of becoming a writer that doesn't procrastinate shit
-forever wishing I was living in Mcdonald's
-can someone live in Mcdonald's?
-if so, shut up and take my money
-i rewatch hanna Montana episodes bc i can
-I rewatch HSM all the time bc I can too
-i miss 2009
-someone plz get me a tissue
-i wanna be 10 again
-can someone invent a time machine?
-if so, can I take a ride for free?
-I'm not always this weird
-i swear im sober I'm just emotional rn
-did u know that 30 ft. Under water, blood appears to be green?
-i bet u didn't know that
-I didn't know that either
-My friends dont like me bc im annoying and i like sticking my finger in their eyes
-my boyfriend's name is Fridge and he gives me free food all the time #goals

I take reading requests but I doubt you would want me to read your book after what you just experienced in that bio.....sorry. Oh btw I spam the books i read with comments and votes so u would both hate me and love me.
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  • JoinedJanuary 13, 2015

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Wow. I just finished the vampire diaries like three days ago. I'm still a wreck. I can't let go of the characters. I can't accept that this is the end. I just can't. I'm rewatching it because I'm in...
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