Khaya Osborne

Hi. I'm Khaya. I write romance stories and sometimes poetry. My stories almost always have a happy ending because I think life is already too sad and people need some happiness.

I love Doctor Who. (David Tenant is my future baby daddy.)

Favorite Doctor Who Quotes:


"You're not matin' with me sunshine!!"

“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.” 

“There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."

“Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen. 
Dalek Sec: This is not war - this is pest control! 
Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? 
Dalek Sec: Four. 
Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? 
Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You superior in only one respect. 
Cyber Leader: What is that? 
Dalek Sec: You are better at dying.” 
(LOL THE ONLY TIME IN HISTORY THAT ROBOTS ENGAGED IN A ROAST)


“Rose: Who are you then? Who's that lot down there? I said who are they?!
The Doctor: They're made of plastic. Living plastic creatures. They're being controlled by a relay device on the roof. Which would be a great big problem if- [he pulls a bleeping bomb out of his coat] -I didn't have this. So I'm gonna go upstairs and blow it up. And I might well die in the process. But don't worry about me, no. You go home, go on! Go and have your lovely beans on toast. [suddenly serious] Don't tell anyone about this 'cos if you do, you'll get them killed. [closes the door] [opens it again] I'm The Doctor, by the way. What's your name?
Rose: Rose.
The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose. [holds up the bomb, shaking it slightly while grinning.] Run for your life!”