swaIIowtaiI

do i like edward cullen? no, not really. do i still have a sex education inspired edward cullen fic in my drafts?....yes. listen as much as i hate smeyer and her weird purity kink, edward 'winner of no nut november for the past century' cullen's mate being the school's unofficial sex advisor is very funny to me okay. like its just a complete comedy cuz he can hear her thoughts about sex (in a technical non-horny way) and he's like omg??? blasphemy??? but he also cant do anything abt it cuz she's his mate so muahaha

swaIIowtaiI

twilight would be so much better if it was comedy or a gothic thriller
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swaIIowtaiI

do i like edward cullen? no, not really. do i still have a sex education inspired edward cullen fic in my drafts?....yes. listen as much as i hate smeyer and her weird purity kink, edward 'winner of no nut november for the past century' cullen's mate being the school's unofficial sex advisor is very funny to me okay. like its just a complete comedy cuz he can hear her thoughts about sex (in a technical non-horny way) and he's like omg??? blasphemy??? but he also cant do anything abt it cuz she's his mate so muahaha

swaIIowtaiI

twilight would be so much better if it was comedy or a gothic thriller
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maenadscult

foaming at the mouth

swaIIowtaiI

@maenadscult i would be really concerned if it was in general
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maenadscult

bc of the pfp, not in general
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