sweetmint66

I KNOW IT WAS LIKE A FEW WEEKS AGO BUT MY ONE-SHOT BOOK IS OUT. I started with tododeku (which I don't even ship lol)  but it's like 9000+ words so enjoy  djfshishs

I’ve come to make an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch ass mother fucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, he took his hedgehog little quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG. And I said “that’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout post on my twitter. com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOOOOOON

Hey uh... your bio is just like the best thing I've ever read and I had to tell you 

uhhh new story ig- https://www.wattpad.com/story/176594807

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