God I want to fuck a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goddess melt around my cock would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to cum inside of a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I have been banned from 231 Mc'Donalds for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for Mc'Donalds I get so fucking horny. God I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
  • JoinedMay 4, 2022