#catmemes

My names Em

Currently questioning my gender and my sexuality 🥲
You'll never know if I'm a girl or a guy 😼
I find what I wrote in this bio cringe but oh well🤦🏼

My life consists of waking up, going back to sleep, waking up and listening to music, Wattpad, going to sleep, waking up, and probably going back to sleep 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm a pretty boring person with literally no talents but hey at least I'm a little funny 😗👍😃

I procrastinate more than I sleep and that my friend is saying something✋🤪  


                 
                        ~Let's play two truths and one lie~

-There are 60 minutes in an hour
- I'm happy to be alive
- Woman are fucking beautiful

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This is a hard one you gotta think 🤔 
💭Hmmmmmm💭
We know women are beautiful so let's just cross that out yeah😗

But are there 60 minutes in an hour? Or have our teachers been lying to us (yes they very much have been)?

Am I happy to be alive? Well am I? 

* cue dramatic end music* 

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Find out next on 

                 ✨Keeping up with the depressed bitch✨

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Next up on 

                 ✨Keeping  up with the depressed bitch✨


Recap:

ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ 60 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs ɪɴ ᴀɴ ʜᴏᴜʀ? ᴏʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜᴇʀs ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜs ( ʏᴇs ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ)?

ᴀᴍ ɪ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ? ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀ-




Nah I'm just playing 
 

If you guessed the second one as the lie then you my friend would be correcto. 💅



Party for the people who got that right 
🎉🎈🎊
💃🕺👯‍♀️

And for the people who didn't 
👀 well 👀

Here's an icecream 🍦 
Thank you for trying I know it was hard ☺️😌💅









Wow you read all that 👏 
Someone give this person a prize🎉
👀? N-no one..? alrighty then I'll do it!

Here 🎁

Open it 😆

Is that- is that what I think that is ?


😱

It is!!

It's- 




It's- 







✨It's happiness ✨


You my friend deserve it 😀😊😚




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Alright bye 🚪🚶‍♀️







Oh and I like cat memes 
Okay bye 









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